That's right. I kidnapped a girl. It was a team effort. Blindfolded, handcuffed, and stuffed in the car, she knew she was a goner from the very beginning. We roughed her up a bit and made her do embarrassing things. We are so bad.
Okay, as cool as that sounds, we knew her. I'm not that much of a bad ass. But still, of all the things I've ever done, I'd have to say kidnapping someone for their surprise birthday party was the coolest.
I have nothing good, inspiring, funny, or worthwhile to say. At all. So I'll just ramble...
I did yoga Thursday. It was ridiculous. We did the warrior pose... I felt like I was going to attack the people in front of me. It made me feel soooo intense. And after that, I biked home in a t-shirt, shorts, and boots. It was highly attractive and extremely cold.
I went to a honky tonk a couple of weeks back. SO FUN. I mean that's all I have to say.
I really have nothing else.
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