10. It is not socially acceptable to casually wear a princess backpack around.
9. Most wardrobes consist of more than flannel and boxers.
8. You can't refer to a small fish as a tweedle fish.
7. You don't stand on your chair and sing after eating.
6. I don't actually live with 20 of my best friends.
5. S'more pockets don't exist out there. (SAD FACE)
4. Drinking a glass of water is not the cure for every illness.
3. You don't have to chant everything. Example: If I were to spill my water all over the table, the only action required is to clean it up. It is unnecessary to inform the world what happened, by way of song.
2. Beds are soft.
1. There are boys out there.
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