This is the current state of my brain right now.

Dogs jaywalk under certain circumstances when there are water bottles falling from the sky and that girl over there could have at least told me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego when you need her to come home and make apple pies especially when the junipers are blooming in the middle of July when all you want to do is hop in the pool with your good pals to cool off your tongue you just drink an ice cold beer would be mighty nice right about now but I am thinking that we should go to the house and change into some nicer clothes and just head out to town where all the pretty boys will be waiting with arms wide open under the sunlight welcome to this humble home of ours you can just kick off your shoes and come on in because we know how to work and we know how to play I mean we are from the country and we sure as hell like it that way tell me why ain't nothing but a hello Mr. Heartache get down from that roof and play kickball with me or else I'll put buttered biscuits in your backpack and swing it to the left to the left and everything you own will be thrown into the closet where all your childhood memories lay collecting dust and mopping is such a fun chore to do when you have zebra-striped gloves on and Led Zeppelin climbing in the tree with a purple sock on and two bears chasing you down the alleyway with a nice summer tan and a pair of over-sized sunglasses. <---Look! I used a period.